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October 28 2011
Kids Say The @#$%est Things
(Grocery Store | New Jersey, USA)
(A customer comes through my line with a small child.)
Me: “Aww! How old is your son?”
Customer: “He’s 4. Isn’t he adorable?”
Me: “He is.”
Customer: “Say hi to the nice lady.”
Son: “F*** you.”
Me: *shocked*
Customer: “Isn’t he just precious?”
August 05 2011
Please, Say No More
(Grocery Store | Houston, TX, USA)
(An older man, maybe late 50s with graying hair, approaches my register with a few groceries. Despite his age, he is very absorbed in his cell phone and paying little attention to what is going on around him.)
Me: “Hi! How are you today, sir?”
Customer: *giggles* “I’m doing exceptionally naughty things on my phone right now!”
Me: “Oh, that’s lovely! Do you have any coupons with us today?”
Customer: *leans in and whispers* “In the colloquial, that means I’m sexting!”
Related:
Too Much Information, Part 6
Way, Way, Way Too Much Information
Way, Way Too Much Information
Way Too Much Information
TMI Redux
TMI (Too Much Information)
November 17 2010
Don’t Take Customers At Face Value
(Grocery Store | Ottawa, ON, USA)
Me: “Hi, how are you?”
Customer: “You look like a serial killer!”
Me: “Um… I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Yeah, you look exactly like you’ve killed a someone, then locked them in your basement. But maybe that’s just the kind of person you look like. I don’t know, I’m not here to judge.”
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